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Also known as- how we make it through the day.

T- Hot mess warning.
In effect now until at least 12:30. Areas in the path of this mess are: Preschool, ECDC, Main Street Row. If you are located on the path of the hot mess; divert your gaze until it can get some appropriate attire an makeup on!

R- The hot mess warning extends to western st joe county. Areas in the direct path of this mess include Ransom home. Individuals responsible for said hot mess: Ransom children, et. al.
The hot mess warning has been extended until at least 7:30est, 6:30cst. Take cover in your nearest closet. Arm yourself with xanax and coke. Your discretion is advised in determining which sort of coke best suits your living situation.



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